10/25/2015 Manland News
17 facts you didn't know about penises
Gay Times Magazine
Although you might be able to make your eyebrows do the worm, your penis will never be able to pull out a few dance moves. Why? It's not a muscle, ...
Irish man causes plane to emergency land by swinging his penis around and offering sex to a flight ...
JOE
Continuing the form, an Irishman has forced a plane to emergency land by whipping it out at 30,000 ft. The flight, from Dublin to Turkey, had to land in ...
Writer on the run after saying he had president tattooed on his penis
Daily Mail
Police reportedly swooped on Mr Saungkha's house to arrest him after being alerted to the post, but he had already fled having been tipped off.
From camels to tinned fruit: the strangest diplomatic gifts
The Guardian
What do you give the people who have everything? How about a Komodo dragon or a straw penis sheath? Queen, Xi Jinping. China's president Xi ...
Photo: Here's What You Do With An Inflatable Penis At A 49ers Game
SFist
Hey, remember that inflatable penis mentioned in yesterday's Daisy Does The Niners? Well, there it is all of its pink, erect, inflatable glory.
Justin Bieber Offered $1 MILLION To Make A Dildo From His Dong
The Gay UK
The star, whose penis recently became the talk of the town has apparently been offered $1 million to represent Clone-A-Willy - a firm which allows ...
Was Justin Bieber Just Offered A Dildo Deal? For How Much? - Instinct Magazine
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Penis for this horny chick - w4m
Craigslist
I would like to find a nice guy kinda like dating but nothing serious. I'm definitely not ready for a boyfriend I just wanna play with one guy so I'm still ...
Abuse my penis - m4w
Craigslist
I am a 50yo male, who is seeking a women to abuse my penis, slap it, squash it, get me to lift heavy weights with it, or come up with your own ideas.
This elephant caught an STI – but he took antibiotics and now he's OK
Metro
Worried residents noticed the elephant had a swollen penis near Lake Kariba in Matusadona National Park, Zimbabwe, earlier this month. Luckily ...
Child activists: Act against tourist in penis-fondling photo
The Star Online
PETALING JAYA: Child advocates have slammed the actions of a tourist who held the genitalia of two small boys in an island off the east coast of ...
Is the Eggplant or the Hot Dog Emoji the Better Penis Emoji?
Complex
People have mostly been talking about the hotdog replacing the tried and true eggplant emoji, which seems perfect since “weiner” is a penis nickname ...
Tattooed private part leads to conviction of gang member
9NEWS.com
DENVER – A picture a gang member took of his penis with his gun, along with some drugs, helped federal investigators put him in prison for a long ...
How Not to Embarrass Yourself When You Send Her Photos of Your Dong
GQ Magazine
The last time I saw a penis, it was not one I was in front of. It did not even belong to a man I knew—or to Justin Bieber, for that matter, but that's another ...
Extraordinary scenes in Irish court as man drops pants in front of judge, handles penis and beats ...
JOE.co.uk
A melee broke out in an Ennis courtroom today after a 24-year-old man dropped his pants in front of the judge, mooned him, beat his own behind with ...
Man waves his PENIS about, moons and SPANKS his own bottom in courtroom - forcing judge to ... - Mirror.co.uk
Fight breaks out in Ennis courtroom after man drops pants, handles penis and beats behind with ... - JOE
Man pulls pants down and 'moons' judge before exposing his penis in court - Irish Mirror
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Sex, Men, Health: 5 things to do if your PENIS is smelling
Pulse Nigeria
Next time you're in the shower, consciously scrub the entire penis area, especially the folds of your scrotum which hides dirt. When you begin to smell ...
PINAC News
A man who pulled out his penis and started stroking it in front of a woman on a New York City subway, then pulled a gun on a man who followed him ...
Shocking X-ray of man's penis shows METAL WIRE wedged down his urethra into his bladder
Mirror.co.uk
This is the moment a sheepish man turns up at hospital after wire inserted though his PENIS got stuck in his bladder. Scans of the 25-year-old show ...
The 10 Strangest Facts About Penises
Tracy Clark-FlorySimone de Beauvoir called it “a small person … an alter ego usually more sly … and more clever than the individual.” Leonardo da Vinci said it “has dealings with human intelligence and sometimes displays an intelligence of its own.” Sophocles said that having one was to be “chained to a madman.”
These great thinkers were referring so exasperatedly, so powerlessly, to none other than the penis. That’s a lot of hype for a body part that can “be seen as something the Creator doodled in an idle moment,” as Tom Hickman puts it in the new book, “God’s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis.” Then again, our fascination with the penis has long belied its relatively small size (the average one is believed to be 6.2 inches long when erect). It’s fitting, then, that Hickman, a journalist, has written an expansive history of the male member covering everything from biological explanations of its shape and size to analysis of phallic myths.
It’s a well-researched, dryly witty and worthwhile read. But even a history of the penis can use some … snipping. Below, you’ll find the top 10 most surprising facts about the penis — from monkey-ball implants to broken johnsons.
10. Every penis was a clitoris
That sounds like the title of a children’s book, doesn’t it? But, seriously, Hickman explains, “Every penis in the womb starts as a clitoris before hormones ‘sex’ the brain of the to-be male.”9. Fetuses have erections
That’s right, and ultrasound scans prove it. “So many newborn males greet the world with an erection that the sexologist William Masters in his earlier obstetric days set himself the challenge of trying to cut the umbilical cord before it happened,” writes Hickman.8. Before there was Viagra, there were monkey balls
They didn’t have Cialis ads at the turn of the century, but they did have monkey-ball transplants. In order to cure impotence, doctors began experimenting with xenotransplantation: surgically transplanting testicles from goats, chimpanzees and baboons into male humans.7. Red meat, funky spunk
Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but “red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour.” I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth’s Chris.6. Ejaculate: The low-calorie treat
Taste aside, semen “contains only one to seven calories,” says Hickman. That’s about the same as a cup of fresh spinach — but don’t expect to see ejaculate added to your Weight Watchers points system any time soon.5. The big-balled cheater
“Testicular research of a more sociological kind has deduced that men with large testicles are likely to be more unfaithful, the converse being true of men with small testicles,” says Hickman.4. Penises can actually break
“Every year at least two hundred Americans, and thirty to forty Britons break their erect penis,” writes Hickman. Most do so during “violent intercourse.”3. Masturbation panic popularized circumcision
King Louis XVI of France was circumcised because of a too-tight foreskin, which caused the procedure to become “fashionable among the aristocracy,” says Hickman.2. The Lorena Bobbitt effect
When Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s penis, it spawned a “worldwide phenomenon,” says Hickman. “Across America, and from China to Peru, copycat cases began to occur, with Thailand becoming the epicenter: By the end of the millennium, over a hundred cases had been reported to Thai police, who admitted there were probably many more but the victims preferred to keep their loss to themselves.”1. The world’s largest penis
The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference. Just to put that in perspective, the average vagina is three to four inches deep.Reference:
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Male Sex OrgansLoud, proud, and well endowed.
Oh, Canada. You’ve been standing on guard, in more ways than one. A recent study done by Mandatory.com, on the average penis size of men around the globe, it has become abundantly clear that Canada ranks higher than the United States.
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With Canada coming in at 5’5, we beat out the U.S of A who hangs at 5’1. Although Canada isn’t topping the charts by any means, it’s a comfort to know that we’re coming out on top of the U.S.A. in some regard other than being home to Ryan Gosling.
Some interesting facts that came out of this survey show:
– The Congo has the largest penis size, coming out to 7.1 inches
– North Korea has the smallest penis size, coming out to 3.9 inches
– Canada’s 5’5′ is actually the global average, and we share this size with Ukraine, Turkey, Algeria, and New Zealand
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Man has world’s largest penis?
A 52-year-old man in Mexico is filing for disability because he says his penis is too big, leaving him unable to work.Roberto Esquivel Cabrera told the Mexican newspaper Vanguardia that he cannot have a relationship because women are afraid of his 19-inch penis. Looks like the current record holder for penis length, Jonah Falcon, has been dethroned -- his appendage measures a mere 13.5-inches.Mike Catherwood is quick to label Cabrera “the greatest human being on
earth” and uses a tape measure to see just how long 19-inches is.
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Conservative
talk radio host and major douchebag Rush Limbaugh has unwisely ensured
that “Rush Limbaugh small penis” will forevermore be the most delightful
of Internet search terms.
Yesterday on
his radio show, Limbaugh discussed an Italian study that claimed the
average size of a penis is 10 percent smaller than it was nearly 50
years ago due to environmental factors like air pollution. (Side note: of course it is the Italians who are studying penis size. Did the French get in on this, too?)
“I don’t buy this. I think it’s feminism, if it’s tied to the past 50 years …,” he explained. “It has to be the feminazis. The ‘chickification’ and everything else. … But air pollution versus feminazis? Ha!”
Of course, given enough time, I’m sure Rush Limbaugh could find a way to blame air pollution on feminism, too.Obviously he
has not been looking at what Jon Hamm — noted male feminist — is
packing, which would throw the results of that Italian small penis study
right out la fenestra. Don’t worry about your weenie, Rush. You’re still the biggest dick out there!
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Penis size study shows women prefer only slightly bigger than average for long-term partners
Women like larger-than-average
penises for one night stands, but only just above average for long-term
partners, scientists have discovered. The study was the first to use 3D
models to assess erect penis size, and participants indicated their size
preference for one-time or longer-term partners.
Previous studies of penis size preference had relied on 2D flaccid images. The researchers, from UCLA and the University of New Mexico, say this is the first time a study has been carried out using haptic stimuli (touch) to allow a better assessment of what women want in a penis. Women selected from 33 models in a laboratory and completed a questionnaire about their sexual history. They were asked to indicate their size preferences for both long-term and one-time partners. "Women preferred a larger penis size (especially a larger circumference) for one-time partners as compared to long-term partners," they wrote in the journal PLOS One. "While this preference for a larger phallus is above the average penis size, it is only very slightly above the average." Reference: _____________________________________________________________________ |
What Women Want In A Penis
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How do you measure up? Is your penis the style that is most sought after by women?
It Doesn’t Have To Be That Big
A woman’s g-spot is actually only about 2 inches into her vagina – therefore, the myth that men have to have a huge penis to give a woman an orgasm is just that – a myth. A penis can be satisfying to a woman and cause g-spot orgasms if it’s over 3″ long, however, the average penis size is about 5 inches. So in reality, most men are able to satisfy a woman with the equipment they’ve got.
A Prominent “Ridge”
Many girls will favor a prominent ridge where the head meets the shaft. If you follow this ridge around to the underside, you will see it curve upwards into an upside down “V.” When the shaft is erect, this ridge can get very swollen and when it is prominent, it will “catch” on the g-spot and stimulate it during sex. The ridge is much more prominent in circumcised men than uncircumcised men, because the foreskin that covers the head has been removed.
A Wide Head
Again, the head is where it’s at for a woman. This is what will stimulate her g-spot during sex and give her incredible orgasms. Although her g-spot isn’t very big, the wider the head of your penis is, the more it will rub up against it and stimulate it.
A Thick Shaft
The outside of the vagina, at the opening, is also a very sensitive area. You may have seen the rabbit style vibrators with the rotating beads – those are designed to massage and stimulate those sensitive nerves at the vaginal opening. If your penis is very thin, you’re not going to be able to rub up against the walls of her vagina very well. However, if you have a thicker shaft, you will automatically be causing friction and stimulating those hot spots.
If your penis is thin, it’s not the end of the world. Your sexual technique can compensate for it. Simply thrust your penis in a circular motion during sex instead of the straight in-and-out. It may take some practice to get this technique down pat, but it is well worth it. When doing using this technique, you’re going to rub up against every side of her vaginal walls, right where those pleasure spots are.
Slight Upward Curve
The g-spot is located on the top wall of the vagina, on the stomach side – not the butt side. So if your penis has a slight upward curve, it’s simply going to hit the g-spot even better. If your penis goes straight out, that’s not bad either. If your penis curves downward, you may want to experiment with different sex positions to find a way to stimulate her g-spot with your penis.
Doggy style is actually an excellent sex position to try if you want to stimulate her g-spot but your penis curves downwards. Some men have a penis that curves slightly to the left or right – this usually does not affect a woman sexually, unless you are long enough to stimulate her AFE Zone, which is much farther back than the g-spot.
Confidence (And Sexual Skill) Makes A Difference
No matter what your penis looks like, a girl isn’t going to get off with a weak, wimpy guy unless she has a dominant personality and that’s really her thing. Most women want to have sex with a guy that is confident in bed, confident about his body and confident that he can please a woman sexually. She doesn’t always want him asking permission to do everything. A girl wants to get down and dirty with an alpha male – no matter what his junk looks like.
Learn to work with what you’ve got. Study the female anatomy and learn where all the hot spots are. Learn different sex positions to use that help your anatomy mesh well with a woman’s. If you just don’t think you have a penis that will please a woman, brush up on your oral sex skills. Learn to give a woman squirting orgasms through oral sex and fingering and it’s almost guaranteed that she’s not going to care about your penis size, shape or color at all.
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10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis
Ah, the big reveal—that instant when you finally present her with your (ahem) package. But no matter how heated the moment, you can’t help but wonder: Is she carefully checking out the goods, and if so, do they pass inspection? That’s why we asked women to share their funniest, boldest, happiest, craziest, or most memorable reaction to a man’s penis. Sure, there was the occasional lady who says size matters, but mostly, you’ll find that you can probably relax. Because most women are just completely fascinated by what you’re packing down there…and excited about the impending delivery.“I've never seen that shade of purple on a human being before...but the color was just another sign of extreme arousal, so yes, it made a difference. In the best possible way.” —Deanna, 25
“There was this guy I went out with for a few months, and the moment I saw his penis, I noticed the head was so big it looked like a mushroom! I actually imagined a Smurf’s house. But surprisingly, it was the most pleasuring penis I've ever experienced. He worked that mushroom like magic!”
Stefani, 29
3. "Manscaping should be required! The penis looks much smaller when surrounded by so much shrubbery.”
Erin, 33
5. “One
boyfriend seemed almost embarrassed that his penis was just average
size, and wouldn't ever let me compliment how much I liked it. But I
wasn't lying—it felt amazing! Guys: When a woman let's you know how much
she loves your package, take the compliment…she probably means it!”
6. “Hairy monster! Seriously, hair is fine, but when your penis gets lost in a thick jungle, it's time to trim.”
4. “Smooth, silky, healthy, perfect length and girth—plus he smelled so clean!”
Jessica, 25
Maddie, 32
8. “Wow, that's a harsh left hook. Yes. That may make things very interesting.”
Nicole, 35
Taryn, 29
Stephanie, 32
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Penis Size Study Shows Women
Want One Thing For Flings, Another For Long Relationships
For one-night stands, size does matter, but it's not penis length that women are concerned about it's girth,
a new study suggests. In the study, 41 women viewed and handled penises
made on a 3D printer. The models were blue, and ranged in size from 4
inches long and 2.5 inches in circumference to 8.5 inches long and 7
inches in circumference. They were asked to pick which of the 33 models
they would prefer for a one-time partner, and which they would prefer
for a long-term partner. For one night stands, women selected penis
models with slightly larger girth, on average, than those they selected
for long-term relationships.
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