Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Woman's Husband Likes Her to Leave Fruit in Her Vagina All Day so He Can Eat it Later

There are lots of exciting ways to eat an apple. You can bake it in a pie, you can slice it up into small pieces, you can eat it whole, or, for some added flavor, you can do what this couple is doing and eat it straight from the loins of your lover. 

 A woman on Reddit recently posted about a new sex fetish she and her husband have been trying out, in which he asks her to place a food item ("like apples, pears, carrots, etc...") in her vagina all day, and then he eats it from her vagina later that evening. *Chef's kiss* MWAH, a true delicacy, because what could be better than vaginally fermented fruit? 

This kink has been going on for about two months, she writes, and she posted her experience to Reddit because she has some concerns, like, "Can this make him or I sick?" She does clarify that the fruits and carrots are all organic, and she cleans them thoroughly before poppin' 'em up there. But still. Gotta stay woke when it comes to stocking your vagina like it's a Whole Foods. 

Commenters on the post, which appears in r/sex, warn the original poster that this is certainly going to end in a yeast infection. "Organic or not, this is going to end with an infection of sorts," wrote calliecan. "Vegetables aren't meant to go inside of vaginas." Others have voiced similar concerns, but by far the most helpful comment comes from someone who claims to be a real medical doctor, and had paragraphs of insight to offer. The commenter claimed to be a family practitioner, not a gynecologist, and they did point out that this is all rudimentary advice, since this couple is "engaging in an activity that's never been studied by medical science." 

The doctor commenter first points out that if the kink is just about leaving something in your vagina all day, try "toys designed for insertion" instead of fruit, and be sure to leave it in there for less than 12 hours to avoid toxic shock syndrome. Some other highlights from the doctor's advice, in case you and your partner want to try experimenting with organic produce foreplay:
  • "use barrier devices as such condoms or plastic wrap to avoid bacteria/yeast access to sugars in the fruits/vegetables"
  • "if you're not going to use condoms, choose fruits/vegetables with a especially waxy skins such as some apples or cucumber that function somewhat like a barrier"
So maybe like, try a kiwi, or an orange, or some other fruit that has skin you don't eat. Just my advice, I'm no expert here. Definitely best to steer clear of putting anything that's not a sex toy, tampon, Nuva ring, finger, or penis up there though.

5 types of vagina men love

Did you know vaginas come in different shapes, sizes and colors? There is a good deal of variations and men have their preferences. So here we run down five types of vaginas that pleasure men the most.

The bone head vagina: If you are skinny or petite, chances are there that your vagina is bony and narrow. Men love it as they allow a little tighter fit, ensuring a very sensational experience. They also give men a major confidence boost as they don’t ever have to worry about whether or not they are big enough.
 
The fatty lip vagina: The fatty lip vagina is very soft and is a favorite among the male population. They appear very kissable and easier to find for penetration. Ingrown hairs are also uncommon in a fatty lip vagina.

The virginal vagina: You are sure to please your partner if you have a tight virginal vagina. The walls of your vagina may be so tight that they may just be closing in. The snug fit makes for great stimulation and sex. The close fit makes men think that your vagina was made specifically for them.

The expert vagina: The expert vagina is the one which is experienced and exists in a state of perpetual preparedness, which attracts men. It also has just the right texture and tightness which never disappoint men.
 
Peek-a-boo vagina: If you have a peek-a-boo vagina, your clitoris is just out to give you the perfect tease. Only a touch or a tickle on the clitoris can be enough to turn you on. Men love the orgasms you get with these as the orgasms make them realize that they are doing their job just right.

What Happens To Your Vagina While You're Asleep? 3 Changes That Happen After Hours

When ranking the coolest things on the planet, the vagina is up at the top of the list. It can do so many incredible things: multiply in size to deliver a baby, have two types of orgasms, and even clean itself without any assistance. But just like any hard working gal, a vagina needs her rest too. But even after those lights go out, your vagina can't seem to stop working and what happens to your vagina while you're asleep proves just how much of an overachiever it is.

1. Blood Flow Changes

2. Dreamy Orgasms

3. Sweat

 

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Which Type of Breast Shape Is Yours?


If you have breasts, online retailer ThirdLove’s breast shape dictionary is oddly fascinating to look at. The illustrated guide is designed to help shoppers find the best fitting bra, which may seem like an impossible task. At first glance it appears to be a simple roundup of the seven most common types of breast shapes, but once you spend more than a minute analyzing the accompanying images it opens the door for so many questions. Which one is my shape? Does shape matter just as much as size? Will it really help me find a better bra? What if my breasts fall somewhere between two different shapes?

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Why the clitoris doesn't get the attention it deserves – and why this matters




March 11, 2016 by Jane Chalmers And Cat Jones, The Conversation

Don’t know much about the clitoris? It’s probably not your fault. Did you know the clitoris is a large and complex organ? If not, it's probably not your fault: in anatomical textbooks, few words and diagrams are devoted to understanding the clitoris. Most label the very small portion of the organ visible on diagrams of the vulva, when in fact it's almost entirely under the skin.

Studies of historical anatomical textbooks have shown that depictions of the clitoris were significantly limited and often omitted completely from the mid-19th into the 20th century.

During these times there were ideologies and subsequent theories relating to women's bodies that likely encouraged and sustained censorship of the clitoris. For instance, there was Freud's now defunct theory that clitoral stimulation was a sign of sexual immaturity and neurosis. Women were also taught not to enjoy sex; women had sex for reproductive purposes, while men had sex for pleasure.

These fallacies led to the neglect of the clitoris in research, literature and the public domain.
Although more recent research and feminist lobbying have improved the quality of information on the clitoris in current textbooks, most texts are still brief. These include minimal information, or information only on the external portion of the clitoris (the glans). This brevity has impacts on health care for women with clitoral and related pain.

This figure, published in 2014, depicts the clitoris as only the external clitoral glans and prepuce (hood).

What is the clitoris?
The clitoris lies at the junction of the labia minora (the inner lips of the vulva), just above the urethra. It is made up of four main parts: the glans, body, two crura and two bulbs. The glans is the only external part of the clitoris and is covered by a hood of skin.

The body, corpora, crura and bulbs of the clitoris are all made up of erectile tissue and converge below the glans. The body of the clitoris is generally 1-2cm wide and 2-4cm long.

The crura extend laterally from the body of the clitoris and are on average around 5-9cm long. The bulbs of the clitoris are generally 3-7cm long and lie between the body, crura and the urethra.

The clitoris is highly innervated, with twice as many nerve endings as the penis, and receives a rich blood supply. This rich blood supply allows the erectile components to swell up, with the body and glans of the clitoris becoming up to three times larger during arousal – and you thought a penile erection was impressive!

Foetus genital and reproductive organs are differentiated at six weeks' gestation. While the clitoris and penis arise from the same group of cells in a zygote, we now know they clearly have different forms and functions.

Left: the clitoris from an anterior view. All four parts of the clitoris are visible in this view: the glans (external portion), the body, the bulbs and the crura. Right: the clitoris from a side view. Only one crus (plural: crura) and bulb …moreThe penis has an obvious and well-researched role in the reproductive and urinary systems, while the function of the clitoris is usually stated as being purely for pleasure.

However, few studies have actually investigated the function of the clitoris. The close proximity of the clitoris to the urethra and vagina has led to suggestions that it plays a much larger role than sexual pleasure, such as assisting in maintaining immune health.

What we don't know can hurt us

Censoring the clitoris in textbooks means doctors and other health-care professionals won't be equipped to treat patients with clitoral concerns. Women are at risk of sexual dysfunction (such as lack of desire or arousal, decreased lubrication, inability to orgasm) from operations on their urinary and reproductive organs. This shows doctors need more in-depth knowledge, and we need further research into understanding the anatomy of the clitoris.

Because of its delicate yet complex make-up, the clitoris is prone to infections, inflammation and diseases. Some common examples are itching and soreness due to thrush infections, swelling due to bruising or inflammation, and pain of unknown origin (called clitorodynia).

Although it is not often spoken about, clitoral and vulvar pain are very common in women.

Educating patients about their condition can improve pain outcomes. Yet this may be difficult for doctors treating conditions such as clitorodynia, given they may not be receiving adequate information about the clitoris themselves.

On average, one-third of university-aged women are unable to find the clitoris on a diagram. We frequently use synonyms of females' reproductive organs as derogatory terms ("pussy" to mean weak, "cunt" to mean an unpleasant person) and many women are often not comfortable using anatomically correct terms.

More than 65% of women say they feel uneasy using the terms vagina and vulva. Instead they use code names such as "lady parts", even when discussing gynaecological issues with their doctors.

Given there is evidence to suggest our sense of body ownership can influence pain, perhaps this lack of body ownership over the clitoris helps to explain why conditions such as clitorodynia are common.